rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

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when a girl introduces herself to my boyfriend:

nosyntax:

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I look so small next to the Mountain, got to meet him the other day in work :)

[panics but not in a disco sort of way]

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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

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televisonrulesthenation:

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

Seth Myers wrote that line, that’s why he’s smiling.
awwww-cute:

He needed a little laser surgery on his hip, so he had to wear protective eyewear
itslatingirl:

instagram

missespeon:

customers at local retail shop shocked to find sales associate is in fact a human being, and not an automaton built to serve them

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the-misadventures-of-lele:

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READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN


iamlazykat:

me