pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

built-with-a-heart:

I don’t think that you people even realize how much I love Gordon Ramsey. This picture is actually my background on my laptop…. Because I love him. 
arcticmonkgays:

i’m so stoked for obama to drop his new album
yahooanswerswtf:

This is why we need sex education

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever


maggotyanne:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

OH NO

arielthethirdannathesecond:

Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

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dopeybeauty:

aurora is the queen bitch

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

yeah i got money 
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